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2007-06-29

I have an idea for a new product...Wedding in a Box!

Since I've been "helping" (yeah right, entirely planning) plan Ash's wedding, I've come to the conclusion that people should elope!  That is unless the bride and groom are willing to plan and fund the entire wedding.

Hence my idea, Wedding in a Box, everything you need for a beautiful wedding or the redneck version, Weddin' ina Box, everthang you need ta git hitched! (comes complete with shotgun)

In the box would be tiny little sponges that you drop in water and POOF, out pops bouquets of flowers, a wedding dress, tux, tablecloths, candles, a minister, champagne, food, etc..

Also for the Mother of the Bride, Valium and an I.V. pole adorned with ivy.

A flat price according to how fancy you want to be! 

I better get the patent on this right away!  Don't go stealing my idea now, ya hear?

Nan O (2007-07-01)
Haha! Just concluded my own wedding. During the planning husband to be actually wanted to elope. The pressure gets too much for some people.

Barnabus (2007-06-29)
Think you'll make your first million with this idea!!!

Mary Mary Quite Contrary (2007-06-29)
I love "etc."! When will you be taking orders??!

*~*Liz*~* (2007-06-29)
Yeah, if only it had been available when i was planning my wedding!!! I'd bought it in a heartbeat!! :)

Doe (2007-06-29)
etc... covers all of that :)

Mary Mary Quite Contrary (2007-06-29)
LOVE IT! can I pre-order please?? Oh, don't forget the gowns, compleate with the shoes dyed to match! (I used to dye shoes when I worked at a bridal shop, eons ago! Oi-vay)

Bishop\'s Fantasy? (2007-06-29)
Don't forget to include the bitter arguements over insignificant things! It has to come with at least a couple of those, else you'd miss a vital part of the wedding experience!

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